January 2010
4 posts
she
is sitting next to me. she wants me to stop typing. she wants to play a game. she wants me to do something with her. she lays on my shoulder, reads this, and gives me a face with a mouth wider than the grand canyon. that is an overused metaphor, and so are posts about the girlfriend.
bye bye.
(I don’t know why I would do this, babe.. it makes me smile. Can you smell my fart?)
10 Useless Facts About Me Unless You Are A...
1. I flush before I finish pee’ing.
2. I never wear socks when lounging around my house.
3. I find myself touching things in patterns, usually a box with 8 points (4 corners, one on each side) in the same fashion (I could explain if you really wanted me to).
4. I like to do things in even numbers.
5. I’m sometimes not sure if how I’m acting is to please somebody else or...